Extra, Extra: Woman Arrested For Stabbing Husband With Ceramic Squirrel Over Lack Of Beer
Dec. 28, 2013, 5:15 p.m.
Because that seems reasonable, check out today's end-of-day links: dinosaur erotica, sad dog story, Stephen Colbert in The Hobbit, secret to marriage, well-compensated stagehands, and puppy squeezes through gate.

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- If you really want to FEEL something today, here ya go. Don't click if you don't want to tear up though.
- Dad saves his son from a crocodile with his bare hands.
- The Hairpin is very thankful for dinosaur erotica this year.
- One couple says their secret to marriage is Scrabble.
- Did you spot Stephen Colbert in the new Hobbit movie?
- Facebook is fine knowing that teens don't think it's cool anymore.
- A South Carolina woman was arrested Wednesday for stabbing her common-law husband in the chest with a ceramic squirrel after he came home without any beer.
- Find out how far you could travel from NYC in one day back before Google Maps and highways.
- What can't she do: Stevie Nicks sometimes officiates weddings it seems.
- Stagehands are incredibly well compensated!
- And finally, a Chow puppy tries to squeeze through a gate: