Extra, Extra: Russians Now Own PBR
Sept. 19, 2014, 5:30 p.m.
Because men can't remember anything, check out today's end-of-day links: candy corn chocolate, Pabst Blue Russian, Times Square costumed character tension, Ray Rice line, underwear thief, and a very saucy seal.

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- This is the best video of two drunk strangers crossing paths while attempting to puke you'll see this year.
- Just in time for Halloween: candy corn chocolate.
- Men don't remember things as well as woman, and you can blame your parents for that.
- A man was stabbed with a spear while trying to rob a medieval weapons enthusiast.
- Pabst Blue Ribbon now owned by Russians.
- The only line longer than the iPhone 6: the line for people exchanging their Ray Rice jerseys in Baltimore.
- Tensions are escalating between Times Square costumed characters and cops: "These cops disrespect us so much. They are aggressive and hassle us for no reason. Cops yell at us and say, 'F-k you!' so f-k them back."
- Here is the NY Times Real Estate equivalent of those "Celebrities: They're Just Like Us!" pieces, only with apartment-owning dudes in their early 30s.
- A thief stole 45 pairs of underwear from a Victoria's Secret in NJ.
- And finally, this very saucy seal gives very good interview: