Extra Extra: Mayor Adams' police robots are still waiting for a new assignment

Good Wednesday afternoon in New York City, where the kids are about to get A+ back-to-school outfit weather.

Here's what else is happening:

• "Last semester was, like, just crazy in terms of protesting." That's one of the quotes NYMag overhead for the first day of class at Columbia.
• The 42nd Street Shuttle, which runs between Times Square and Grand Central Station, will soon become the first subway line to have cell service along the entire route.
• Mayor Eric Adams' administration still doesn't have a plan for what to do with the R2-D2-looking police robots it tried and failed to use to patrol the Times Square subway station.
• Two more of these extremely rare orange lobsters have been rescued from Long Island grocery store tanks.
• "It’s easier to smoke weed." Some Zoomers just aren't that into wine.
• Barron Trump was seen arriving at NYU today for his first day of college.
• It's unclear if he's a commuter student or if he has a professionally decorated dorm room.
• That's not how that gun is supposed to be assembled.
• And finally, tiny monkey: