Donald Trump Warns Parents About "Pervert" Anthony Weiner
April 26, 2013, 11:51 a.m.
Internet policeman Donald Trump fears for the impressionable youths following Anthony Weiner's controversial return to Twitter.
Sentient hair pile Donald Trump has at long last expressed his opinion on Anthony Weiner's return to the public eye, warning parents via Twitter that the dangerous "pervert" is once again roaming the social media landscape, lurking in the internet shadows like some sort of shirtless trap door spider just waiting for unsuspecting victims—children, undoubtedly, 'cause why not?— to ensnare in his web of sensual post-shower photos.
Weiner says many more pictures may be out there—this is just what NYC needs, a pervert Mayor.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 25, 2013
When in doubt, tweet again!
Pervert Alert! Serial sexter @anthonyweiner has promised to use twitter as a “tool.” Parents,make sure your children have him blocked.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 25, 2013
Let's not forget though that Trump knows Weiner "very well", and that the former congressman called him "all the time" looking for campaign contributions. "The fact is, Anthoney Weiner is a bad guy. He's a psycho," Trump said following Weiner's 2011 scandal. Unlike Trump, who is totally normal and not mentally unhinged at all.
