Photos, Videos: The Worst Of NYC SantaCon 2018
Dec. 10, 2018, 9:40 a.m.
The official motto should become: 'We Haven't Done Anything But Wake Up And Drink.'
Over the last two decades, NYC has slowly turned into a playground for the rich—but for one very special day of the year, it transforms into a playground for the drunk. SantaCon swept into town on Saturday, leaving a trail of spilled beer, abandoned Santa hats, and candy cane colored upchuck across Midtown and the East Village.
There are of course plenty of Long Islanders and NJ residents who just want an excuse to have a fun day out with their friends, and organizers have taken pains to snuff out the worst behavior from participants... but there are the people, like the gentleman below, who are just obliterated. If you want to see one SantaCon video that summarizes what it's all about, here you go:
NYC Santacon in a nutshell. Cannot make this up #santaconNYC #santacon @barstoolsports pic.twitter.com/RuMFt6Kudz
— Ross Cumoletti (@One_Sweet_Ross) December 8, 2018
Charitable contributions aside, there is no culture or purpose to SantaCon other than binge drinking (and perhaps reliving fraternity days of yore). The first step to making SantaCon tolerable to the rest of New York is admitting that, letting go of the defensiveness, and then maybe erecting an electric fence around Murray Hill and letting participants roam free without worrying about anyone shouting "MAKE AMERICA SANTA AGAIN" at innocent passersby.
Despite alcohol being banned on all Metro North, LIRR and NJ Transit trains for the day, plenty of people got started nice and early Saturday morning. "We haven’t done anything but wake up and drink," one person admitted to the NY Post, inadvertently coining the official motto for the event.
We rode the train into NYC this morning with hordes of santas already drunk and loud at 10:45 am. https://t.co/ZS20JM7DNs
— Ronna McNamara (@RonnaMcnamara) December 9, 2018
@NYCTSubway are you guys hosting frat parties on the subways now? (Yes, it also smells like beer.) Northbound F train car number 5513. This is so embarrassing for the city. @MTA @NYGovCuomo #CuomosMTA pic.twitter.com/dRV9DzEKIK
— rebecca (@elligator2) December 8, 2018
Who wouldn't feel a sense of community when faced with the testosterone-rich scene below? As one person wrote on Twitter, "it’s like if Burning Man was sponsored by Axe Body Spray."
Saturday morning’s assignment. pic.twitter.com/YP9nGTdb1m
— Matthew Chayes (@chayesmatthew) December 8, 2018
By the middle of the day, things had already taken a turn, as the ceremonial fighting and barfing had commenced:
New record! Made it all the way to 1:30 before seeing a #SantaCon fight pic.twitter.com/mSxir1Kt73
— Andy Doherty (@AllThingsAndy) December 8, 2018
Thank you, #Santacon, for making me have to explain to my 3 year old why Santa was puking in front of the pizza place on the corner at 1:15 in the afternoon. (Well Sweetie, there are some rotten cookies going around and Santa ate too many trying to fatten up for Christmas)
— Jason SweetTooth (@J_SweetTooth) December 8, 2018
So far this @santacon Saturday I’ve seen peed-in-pants Santa, joint-smoking Santa, passed out on sidewalk Santa, profanity-laced pack of Santas...and this refreshing sign at @7eleven. And that’s just Seventh Ave from 21st to 23rd Streets! #NYC #Santacon pic.twitter.com/XoyYTiiNg6
— Sebastian White (@SebsInChelsea) December 8, 2018
As commenter TimSPC mused a couple years back: "I wonder if the charitable veneer gives the participant a licence [sic] to act even worse. Like, 'this is for charity, I'll pee where I want to!'" For the people looking to score a Darwin Award, it certainly seems to be true:
Not my platform, not my problem @5thyear #santacon pic.twitter.com/oxkATMqSO0
— Barstool Heartland (@barstoolhrtland) December 8, 2018
There was more general bad behavior throughout the day:
Earlier today I saw a guy dressed as JESUS among the Santas,TWO drunk Santa's hassled and eventually got into a fight with JESUS because he was not dressed like Santa. As a live action South Park episode unfolded before my very eyes I said "THIS is why I avoid #SantaCon ALWAYS"
— Nik Carter (@TheNotoriousNIK) December 8, 2018
a drunk santa who was clearly wearing a leftover mario halloween costume puked on my wheeling suitcase while i was trying to get to penn station!!!!
— DigitalBridget 💁🏿 (@BridgetMarie) December 8, 2018
An @MTA employee on the platform at Queensboro Plaza just had the gall to blame train delays on homeless people.
This after a SantaCon drunk projectile vomited all over a train car and caused the train to be taken out of service after sitting at QBP for like half an hour.— Ryan Gorman (@GormoExJourno) December 8, 2018
Agree- I got stuck in a subway car with 10 drunk Santas. Not fun!
— Ruth Ben-Ghiat (@ruthbenghiat) December 9, 2018
This is the first year I can recall that celebrities and politicians all started to come out very vocally against SantaCon. When you've lost Zach Braff, you've lost the popular vote:
Just saw a woman in a Santa outfit open a cab door and puke all over the street at 4:30. Happy #SantaCon NYC.
— Zach Braff (@zachbraff) December 8, 2018
Oh no. It’s Santacon.
— Padma Lakshmi (@PadmaLakshmi) December 8, 2018
As a woman who has to walk through #NYC tonight, my past experience with Santa Con is mobs of very drunk people, lots of men, disguised, in the dark.
Its terrifying.
NYC can we stop doing Santa Con? People are choosing not to outside @NYCMayorsOffice @NYCFirstLady @CoreyinNYC https://t.co/tA2SnfmxJX— Piper Perabo (@PiperPerabo) December 8, 2018
I’m not sure, but maybe we can look into establishing GrinchCon - a tea + coffee crawl where people can spread peace and quiet everywhere they go 😇 https://t.co/rvuvf2qVLu
— Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@Ocasio2018) December 8, 2018
Nothing brings New Yorkers together quite like our collective revulsion of #SantaCon
— Justin Brannan (@JustinBrannan) December 8, 2018
Okay, there was one celeb who was able to get into the spirit of things:
Andy Cohen's SantaCon IG story is the best thing you will see today @Andy pic.twitter.com/m2tcZYk5RM
— Chicks in the Office (@ChicksInTheOff) December 8, 2018
Okay, make that two celebrities, if you count William Hung as a celebrity:
Altogether, the NYPD says there were over 50 summonses given out (including at least 41 OATH summonses and 9 criminal court summonses issued) throughout the day, which is certainly an improvement on the 100+ summonses for disorderly conduct given out in 2016. There were also two arrests made, including Antonio Smith, 38, who was charged with assault for punching a 24-year-old woman in the face.
As you can imagine, there were many faces of regret:
Hope everyone had a great #SantaCon! 🎄 pic.twitter.com/u6C6Ss7nes
— Bethany Watson🏳️🌈 (@RadioBethany) December 9, 2018
I will give celebrants this: the Grinch who dedicated his or her day to driving around town in an open-air Polaris Slingshot blasting Christmas music did bring a bit of cheer.
Nobody better summarized the event than Alex: "We've been out here for days. It's been...not fun, but like not bad. It's been enough to make us like, question whether it's worth it, but it's been enough."
Alex & Alex have been out all day partaking in the #SantaConNYC festivities and ended up here on the LES...and they’ve just about reached their breaking point #1010WINS pic.twitter.com/imCpFhTZBa
— 1010 WINS (@1010WINS) December 8, 2018
“What I learned from SantaCon” pic.twitter.com/2aKSgqnJzT
— Matthew Kick (@MatthewKick) December 8, 2018
This feels like a fitting final photo: